strategies of breaking up

The Strategies of breaking up when u dont have a reason to:-


as u noe, im trying to break up here.. so these are the ways for me to end it up out of the blue..ok i have a reason to break up.. but im not writing it here...

1.Being Ignorant:-
Just act dumb wenever he talks to you. try as hard as possible to dream away wenever he talks. n wen u do hear sumthing,.... start with a "Huh??" make him repeat himself.. n at last he becomes irritated ..n starts nagging about me not listening.. den i ll start saying... ehh u never seem to listen to me anyway.. den.. quarrel... n break...

2.Be the heartbreaker:-
suddenly,. i say.. erm.. " i wanna break up"... he answers" why"..... i say, "dunnoe!!"... den walk away...

3. make excuses:-
make as much excuses as possible not to meet him... like, "err my sis birthday, i need to celebrate, my mum doesnt allow me to go out, i have house werk to do, i have to paint my nails...". at last he gets fed up n dun even want to see me...

4.Dont make it seem obvious that you r bored.
watever tt i do, i must not show any signs of boredom, unwillingness to meet him, not even a tinge of change.. hehhe.. time to act in my own drama.. hahaha

5.Have a scandal
maybe , i ll purposely use my mum's hp... to sms myself.. n change the name to some guy name. giving mushy , sweet words, n purposely not deleting them.ok, he'll blow up juz like he did the last time. but even worst n at the time wen i manipulate him into thinking tt it is his fault, i ll break up

6.Make him regret having a girlfriend like myself:
Do things he dosent want me to do in front of his frens or in public
like:- picking my nose, scratch my butt or boobs in front of ppl.. wen he is right next to me
-try to talk aloud to watever he asks me. so tt everyone can listen to our conversations
-tell his frens about his worst secret (which i dunnoe) .. maybe sumthing tt can bring down his ego.. hehe


HAHAHA ... THESE R JUZ WILD THOUGHTS OF MINE....
DUN THINK I CAN DO IT ...

Cant seem to say the word B.R.E.A.K-U.P in front of him. Think of it 24 hrs, but wen it comes to doing it, i become weak..yeah. Trying to start a fight is worst,. either i laugh in the middle of the conversation ,he starts talking about evrything else n at last i get too tired n forget wat i was hitting on n give up on the fight or he makes a not so normal face, den turns on his dramaking mode n begins his..... now-im-angry-now-im -not faces..... (the pros n cons of having a bf who is overly engrossed in all types of arts )
ok, no matter wat, im giving myself a week to do it... TICK ..TOCK.. TICK.. TOCK