THE ADVENTURES OF REGGAEMOMMA IN THE NOT-SO-GLAMOUROUS KAMPUNG

while i was away for a day,.. hope u all didnt miss me tt much... hehe
these are the not-so-interesting things tt happened
i feel like im writng a sec2 composition.. hehe
sorry didnt get pictures ... plz use ur IMAGINATIONS ppl....

The scene starts with us waiting for dad's car...ME being the observant one... saw tis really huge butterfly on the middle of the road. Dun really noe wat it was doing.. maybe trying to live off its last few moments of its limited 2 weeks of life... or maybe trying to promote itself for the SACRED process of MAting..... i was looking at it with awe as it tangos on the road.... SHIT!! the cars coming..... so Hanis n bro joe was cheering it to move to the other end of the road...,"Jia you!! Jia you!!.... ARGGhhhhh .. cepat!!!!".....pheww .....its SAFE
BUT TOO BAD.......the next car came .. n it was DEAD.

Went to Kukop , wat else, eat seafood to celebrate Hanis's b'dae. wen we got there my mum was like.. ehh,.. i dun see any malay eating here... it was obviously a restaurant with chinese cooks den my dad says.. ehhhh.. its halal ...i was like..."boleh lah mak.. kiter dulu makn sini..!"..
then i came up with this idea.. told my mum... " erm.. seafood,. theres no chicken to sembelih so, boleh makan.... " tt was it.. ( makan kat sana sampai stim .. sedap giler)HAHAHA!

NExt stop,.. my KAMPUNG.. somewhere in pekan nenas ,. before tt my parents told us to lie n say tt if my aunties asked where we were from... juz say from GIANT.. (now u noe where i got to learn how to lie). Went to see wat happened.... to my late granddad's house... erm... wasnt as exciting as i tot... ok the zinc roof was definitely not a roof anymore. N the worst part of it,,.. some of the durian trees tt supposed to fruit was STRUCK by lightning.... i was looking forward to eating durians n jambu air under the tree k...Hmm... at least my aunts n uncle's house is fine.. Alhamdulillah... got to meet my cuzzi.. he juz got into an accident riding the bike... KESIAN..
my another cuzzi asked me whether i wan to learn to ride the bike.. i was like " EHHH OF COURSE I WANT!" but wen my hopes were tt high, my dad said... ehh.. not stayin here.. going back already.....
ok maybe i ll save it for the next adventure of reggaemomma....
Spent the nite. talking crap n eating more food..
we were talking in all kinds of language, trying to make a fool of everyone
this time, mama budak.. was the CHIEF...
trying to learn how to speak in... JAWA, BUGIS, N BOYAN. hahahah
n also, i got the recipes for both kaya ball n waffle from my cuzzin . Exactly those found in GIANT, CARREFOUR, EXTRA, IOI .. n dunnoe wherelese... since my cuzzi works there...
k and.. erm... if u ppl by any chance got to buy PUTU PIRING from any of these places.. hahhaa... maybe its my aunties...she supplies the flour..
WAtever it is, we got to buy durians there..since theres lack of supply from those trees..*sigh*

shit.. going back wasnt such a smooth ride.. sat in there till my butt is all cramped becooz of the jam... i got in n out of sleep for like 5 times, dreamed of a total of 6 dreams, i forgot wat by now... hoping tt everytime i wake up, i would be sumwhere near home.. but NO!! i keep seeing tt signboard advertisement of motorola E3 sumthing... arghh...n of course i was trying all my best to keep away from looking (un voque) while sleeping.. as... i was beside the window....( malu ahh. kalau ada MAT namPak aku tdo buruk!! hehehe)

ok finally got home.. (hahhaha, anti climax!) n shit, i forgot to buy my weekly stock of pirated vcds n chewing gums.... erm.....YES I DO SUPPORT PIRACY !!!